If only emoticons could work. Work... in real life. You wouldn't have to play basketball, you wouldn't have to have children, you wouldn't have to be in the military because there'd be emoticons to do all that for you! Smiley... teddy bear emoticons, which you could get in this category.
Because the nerd looks a little mousy, the hipster has a trucker hat, and the mom has two babies. So you can click here to download. These are amazing (and cuddly). Emoticons (of mom and dad). Let's keep it safe, keep it cuddly, over MSN Messenger.