Ceci... n'est pas un pipe. No, it is not a pipe. It is a picture of a pipe. No, no. Actually... it is an emoticon. It is an electronic picture of a picture of a pipe. That's insane. And that's a haystack. That is... a starry sky.
So why travel to Italy, when you can see the Sistine Chapel on your phone!? Why travel to France? Why buy... a mass produced poster of a painting? Just click here to download! Emoticons! For MSN Messenger! They are pictures of a picture of an object.