| /\*/\ | A female rude smileys messenger lying on her back with her legs wide open - how rude! |
| 8===> | To put it bluntly, dickhead |
| :))) | A very fat smiley with not one but three double chins - rude smileys laugh at her! |
| :)3 | A female midget that make rude smileys lovers laugh |
| :)8- | A male midget with very large balls, one for the rude smileys messenger collection |
| :)~ | A midget emotions messenger drooling |
| :-' | A spitting smiley - how rude...although acceptable behaviour if you live in Asia |
| :-( :- | Impotent rude smileys on the look out of some magic viagra |
| :-( : :~ | An impotent smiley with a curly penis |
| :-( : - | Smiley, do you really call those breasts? We've seen bigger lumps in porridge |
| :-) -8 | An msn smiley with blue balls - ouch |
| :-) -: | Erect rude smileys ready for action, they're simple, that's all they think about |
| :-) -^-: | We think smiley might benefit from some cosmetic surgery - a funny emotions messenger |
| :-) :-... | Time to take a leak or have a pee - in private please you filthy smiley |
| :-) :-... | A rude emotions messenger taking a leak or peeing |
| :-) < | A rude emoticon of a slut girl |
| :-) > | A representation of a celibate rude smiley |
| :-)) | A very happy smiley face with a double chin |
| :-)-8 | A girl with very big boobs - the boys just love her, especially when she's naked |
| :-)3 | A girl emoticons messenger with big droopy boobs - please wear a bra |
| :-)8< | Rude smileys of big girls for playing with in your messenger chats |
| :-)B | Another representation of a big boobs girl for msn or yahoo messenger |
| :-)~ | Another drooling smiley face, we wish he'd learn some manners |
| :-)~~~ | A full on smiley face drool - STOP! This is so disgusting! |
| :-C===8 | Smiley is an a state of sexual excitement - giving or maybe enjoying a sexual favor |
| :-\ 8o | Smiley just took an icy cold shower, his balls are frozen! We love rude smileys |
| :-o ^^^^: | Smiley does this far too much - zipping up his flies too fast - d'oh! |
