| :-P* | Smiley's over chewing gum, it has lost its taste; he spits it out |
| :-P~~ | Smiley's having fun blowing raspberries, a funny emoticon |
| :-S | What? I don't understand. You don't make any sense. Speak English you funny emoticon |
| :-T | This smiley face is trying very hard to keep a straight face, but it's so funny |
| :-W | Free emoticons love talking nonsense, or to put it crudely bullsh*t |
| :-] | A very gormless looking blockhead i.e. stupid yet funny free emoticons |
| :-a | Smiley's very clever, he's mastered touching his nose with his tongue |
| :-b | Smiley loves to have fun, he's sticking his tongue out at you showing free emoticons |
| :-d | Smiley loves to tease, he's just razzing you and having a joke showing funny emotions |
| :-f | Smiley's sticking his tongue out as far as he can reach it - a funny emoticon |
| :-h | Smiley's speaking with a forked tongue; saying one thing and meaning another |
| :-o ^^^^: | Smiley zipped his fly with great zest - ouch! Funny free emoticons |
| :-o : ^^: | Smiley zipped up his fly way too fast - please watch what you're doing |
| :-q | Smiley is doing his best to reach his nose with his tongue, he's not quite mastered it yet |
| :-{#} | Smiley has decided to be a trendsetter and wear braces - he makes people show funny emotions |
| :-{8 | A sad emoticon after breast implant surgery went wrong - oops! Nonetheless a funny emoticon |
| :-}X | Smiley loves getting dressed, we're not sure about a bow tie with a T-shirt though |
| :/\) | An funny emoticon to illustrate someone with a huge nose - toblerone style |
| :0) | A funny emoticon for messenger with a rather large flat nose |
| ::-b|d-:: | An emoticon of a face wearing specs whilst poking its tongue out at a mirror |
| :> | Free emoticons to remind you not to take life so seriously, it's just a game |
| :>) | A little smiley with a big nose - a funny emoticon |
| :C) | A smiley face with a very large nose, how unfortunate! |
| :I) | This smiley has a very flat face = pancake face |
| :Q) | An emoticon depicting 'John Q. Public' - a generic name referring to the 'common man' |
| :] | A free emoticons gleep i.e.what used to be called a nerd in the 50's in milwaukee |
| :^) | A funny emoticon with a pointy toblerone style nose - it's razor sharp! |
| :c) | Hilarious free emoticons can have a very large marshmallow like looking nose |
| :c< | This smiley face's nose is huge, it has taken over his whole face |
| :n) | An emoticon with a very stubby pug nose - how unfortunate but he does make people share funny emotions with it |
